10.22.2008

Alternatives

After quite the rough couple of days at work, I have decided to brainstorm new career plans. Here's what I could come up with:

1. Cruise ship bartender
2. Flight attendant
3. Bank teller
4. Pre-school teacher
5. Professional organizer
6. Long-haul truck driver
7. Retail salesperson
8. Bum on the street

Believe it or not, any or all of these career choices sound better that "6th grade science teacher" right about now. If you are one of the people I've told over the past couple of weeks that things were looking up, I retract that statement.

3 comments:

christine said...

I'd go for the cruise ship bartender. I believe that would be very amusing.

Anonymous said...

I"m going for retail salesperson...applied today! Although flight attendant does sound pretty cool!

Anonymous said...

Definitely flight attendant or bank teller... both of those professions will help you meet your future sugar daddy.