One hand in my pocket

After leaving school today, I realized that my pants pockets were still stuffed with school junk. I normally make a habit of clearing out my pockets before I leave, but that simply didn't happen today. What had my pockets overflowing, you ask? Well....

• 2 paperclips
• 2 Sharpies (one confiscated, one of my own)
• a pink polka-dotted pen (it's the only writing utensil the boys won't steal off my desk...bwahahaha)
• 11 USA State Bingo cards (did you know that New Hampshire markets itself as "The Granite State"?)
• 2 blingin super-cute earrings (mine)
• a similarly as cute blingin ring (mine)
• annnnnd quite a bit of pocket lint.
  

These contents pretty much sum up my life. You know it's true.