Giants, Wizards, and Dwarfs

This is a game I never played as a child, and have a hard time understanding how to play as an adult. However, that doesn't diminish the power of this little story by Robert Fulghum (author of All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten). It's one of my favorites as a teacher!

Giants, Wizards, and Dwarfs was the game to play. Being left in charge of about eighty children seven to ten years old, while their parents were off doing parenty things, I mustered my troops in the church social hall and explained the game. It's a large scale version of Rock, Paper, Scissors, and involves some intellectual decision making. But the real purpose of the game is to make a lot of noise and run around chasing people until nobody knows which side you are on or who won.

Organizing a roomful of wired-up gradeschoolers into two teams, explaining the rudiments of the game, achieving consensus on group identity-all this is no mean accomplishment, but we did it with a right good will and were ready to go.

The excitement of the chase had reached a critical mass. I yelled out: "You have to decide now which you are--a GIANT, a WIZARD, or a DWARF!" While the groups huddled in frenzied, whispered consultation, a tug came at my pants leg. A small child stands there looking up and asks in a small, concerned voice, "Where do the Mermaids stand?"

Where do the Mermaids stand?

A long pause. A very long pause. "Where do the Mermaids stand?" says I.

"Yes. You see, I am a Mermaid."

"There are no such things as Mermaids."

"Oh, yes, I am one!"

She did not relate to being a Giant, a Wizard, or a Dwarf. She knew her category. Mermaid. And was not about to leave the game and go over and stand against the wall where a loser would stand. She intended to participate, wherever Mermaids fit into our scheme of things. Without giving up dignity or identity. She took it for granted that there was a place for Mermaids and that I would know just where.

Well, where DO the Mermaids stand? All the "Mermaids"--all those who are different, who do not fit the norm and who do not accept the available boxes and pigeonholes? Answer that question and you can build a school, a nation, or a world on it. What was my answer at the moment? Every once in a while I say the right thing.

"The Mermaid stands right here by the King of the Sea!" says I. (Yes, right here by the King's Fool, I thought to myself.)

So we stood there hand in hand, reviewing the troops of Wizards and Giants and Dwarfs as they rolled by in wild disarray. It is not true, by the way, that mermaids do not exist. I know at lease one personally. I have held her hand.

Say it ain't so

We all know that I love baseball and everything surrounding it...the smell of the fresh cut grass, the sound of the ball popping into the catcher's mitt, those Pronto Pups, and, of course, the terrible in-game entertainment. The Famous Chicken is a huge part of this for me. I found him to be the most hilarious mascot in existence when I was around age 5 and he came to a Memphis Chicks game. Now, with the news that he may retire, I'm a bit saddened. It's like a bit of Americana (and my childhood) won't be around any more. Sad day.

In case you're not familiar with him, here's a clip to give you a little taste.

Shame on me

I have been absolutely terrible about updating lately. Since the last post, I have moved, painted, attended a two-week long math institute, celebrated a birthday, celebrated a bachelorette, attended many a baseball game, and had a great start to summer. Highlights:

SEC Baseball Tournament in Hoover, AL. We decided to go on a whim, and ended up having a great time! Vandy was the last team to qualify for the tournament (and the lowest seed), but we ended up making it to the championship game. Love it!

This was my room painting crew. It was supposed to be painted a grey color called "Winter Calm". Apparently wintertime occurs in lavender, though. My room has a slightly purple tint...

Move crew. We were strong and able to move a queen size mattress on our own. I'm pretty proud of that accomplishment. Take note of the giant alien on the side of the truck.

More fun at Lonnie's to celebrate our birthdays! Kels and I are officially a year older now :(

Then I attended an amazing night at the Opry with Lorrie Morgan, Little Big Town, Charlie Daniels, Ricky Skaggs, Carrie Underwood, and (of course) Little Jimmie Dickens. We sat in the last row of the top balcony (literally), but it all sounds the same!

This week I get to finally enjoy some summertime. I slept in today and have only a few errands on the list. I'm predicting I'll have some time to sit on the porch and finish reading To Kill a Mockingbird!